ceruleanmajesty: oh, i forgot to tell you aran emailed me back

ceruleanmajesty: saying sorry i forot to email you kids

lizepiphany: wait!!!!

lizepiphany: you emailed aran?

ceruleanmajesty: and he'll let us know when the next show is

ceruleanmajesty: it's gonna be at a bowling alley

ceruleanmajesty: yeah

ceruleanmajesty: man, you're only at 2% now

lizepiphany: don't fix it

lizepiphany: pardon me, give me every detail

ceruleanmajesty: lol

ceruleanmajesty: i said hey, it's me, i wanna come hear your band, stup

lizepiphany: by the way, were you aware that your away message and your profile were the same thing?

lizepiphany: haha

ceruleanmajesty: he said, hey, what a coincidence, i just broke up with my girlfriend, and i really had a hankering for liz laribee, but i lost her number, could you give it to me?

ceruleanmajesty: and i was like, dude

ceruleanmajesty: i emailed you because i want your body

ceruleanmajesty: i'll be damned if i'm going to give you liz's number

lizepiphany: (i hate you)

ceruleanmajesty: and he said, ok. so when would be a good time for you?

ceruleanmajesty: and i paused because i didn't know what he was getting at

ceruleanmajesty: and he said "for the wedding, of course..."

ceruleanmajesty: and i said "our wedding?"

ceruleanmajesty: and he looked at me incredulously (over the internet of course)

ceruleanmajesty: and said "no, dumb."

ceruleanmajesty: "me and erica's wedding."

ceruleanmajesty: by then i knew he was joking.

lizepiphany: (what about liz?)

lizepiphany: oh

lizepiphany: hahahhaha

lizepiphany: guess what i'm posting on diaryland?

ceruleanmajesty: awesome

ceruleanmajesty: i was hoping i'd get published tonight

ceruleanmajesty: haha, im picturing a dumb college frat boy saying

ceruleanmajesty: "awesome.

ceruleanmajesty: i was hoping i'd get laid tonight."

ceruleanmajesty: but i said "published"

ceruleanmajesty: instead

lizepiphany: do you know why that's funny??

ceruleanmajesty: because i'd rather be published.

ceruleanmajesty: no, why is that funny?

lizepiphany: let me explain it, sweetie

ceruleanmajesty: please

ceruleanmajesty: brb

ceruleanmajesty: but keep explaining

lizepiphany: most frat boys would say, "i was hoping i'd get laid tonight."

lizepiphany: now you, clever little nibblet that you are, juxtaposed both words and meaning when you substituted "laid" with "publised"

lizepiphany: the meaning no longer implies a night of (vague euphemisms all describing the perilous world of sex)

lizepiphany: instead, it means that you'd like to be published

lizepiphany: it works, because you really WOULD like to be published

lizepiphany: even more so than you'd like to be laid