liz: you know what? i've asked you all of these questions, and i don't even know your name yet.

boy: oh, my name's austin. what's yours?

liz: liz.

austin: you always have this huge smile on your face. you look like you're so excited to be here! are you down here for the summer?

liz: yep.

austin: great!

liz: what about you?

austin: i live here all year, actually.

liz: cool! do you like living here?

austin: yeah, i do a lot with my church-

liz: (interrupting in her excitement) awesome! seriously, that's so cool. what church do you go to?

austin: ocean city baptist.

liz: (internally) ah, another baptist. but then again, he's not a cook. (externally) awesome. i'm coming to your church this sunday. i definitely haven't found a cool church yet.

austin: that'd be great. you'll like it.

liz: marry me.