7:15 am- i awake to the sound of the telephone. on the other end, my boss asks me why i am not at work. (the reason is the fact that i forgot to turn the page on the calendar. blast.)

7:27- i walk into work, not having had time for a shower or breakfast.

9:35- i walk into my dorm room and yawn.

10:00- i walk into my bio class, five minutes late. i'm aware i'm late, but there's no way i wasn't going to shower. of course, there is only one seat and it's buried in the center of the row of stadium seats. i crawl over people, bumping into everyone. coffee flies, children scream. it's a horrifying event. my prof asks me "do you do this in movie theatres too?" i say "yes." he hands me my test back. a B. i'm okay with that, because i didn't study for it.

11:00 i walk into latin class.

11:20- i walk out of latin class because the prof doesn't show up. for the fourth time this year.

11:27- i trip going up some stairs. the people laugh, but not as loud as i do.

2:49 - bible class and lunch have passed without incident. i listen to the flaming lips and pretend to study anthropology. and yawn. a nap will come soon, hopefully.