i've been working all day, and now that i'm back in my dorm i feel overpowered by the stench of the food industry. which is less pleasant than you might guess. also, the falcon express is disgusting. the tuna salad? my my my. nothing says "exemplary culinary service" like equal proportions of meat and mayonaisse. this, of course, should have no bearing on the frequency at which you visit me there. in fact, maybe i'll just erase that.... nah.

i'm a little bit disappointed, because i just found out that i got a B+ in philosophy. granted, it works out with my grades and whatnot, but i really, really wanted an A in that class. maybe if i grew a beard it would lend weight to my sophisticated academic finesse. oh, wait. i don't believe that will work.

man alive. can you believe how boring this entry is?